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The following is a list of memorable quotes from Sleepless in Seattle.


  • Lori Trager: Was he raised by wolves?
  • Josh Trager: No, apparently by Chinese people.


  • Nicole Trager: Have you been having trouble sleeping?
  • Kyle: I don't sleep.
  • Josh Trager: You mean not tonight.
  • Kyle: I mean not ever.


  • Jason Breen: I wish I could report more progress, but um, no one’s even filed a missing person’s report that fits Kyle’s description.
  • Nicole Trager: No one noticed he’s gone? How can that be? He has to have come from somewhere. Someone has to be missing him.


  • Lori Trager: It was madness at my house last night. Captain Clueless ate half our kitchen.
  • Hillary: Kyle? I wouldn’t mind feasting on him, that boy’s a hottie.


  • Nicole Trager: This must be the place near Victor Falls where he was first seen. His earliest memory.
  • Stephen Trager: What do you think it means?
  • Nicole Trager: Well, I think something significant may have happened there but…he can’t explain it yet.


  • Nicole Trager: Chamomile always does the trick for me. It’s very soothing. It's gonna help you sleep.
  • Josh Trager: Tastes like horse pee.
  • Nicole Trager: Josh...
  • Josh Trager: It does.
  • Kyle: What does horse pee taste like?
  • Josh Trager: How would I know?


  • Kyle: Can't sleep.
  • Amanda Bloom: Me neither. By the time I get done with all my stuff, I just can’t pass out for eight hours. I need a little down time, you know?
  • Kyle: Down time?
  • Amanda Bloom: Yeah. Just sit here, do nothing, just…look at the stars. They make you feel so small. I just lose myself when I look up there.


  • Amanda Bloom: I bet your family’s searching for you right now. I mean, they have to be. You didn’t just fall from the sky.


  • Nicole Trager: Coffee?
  • Stephen Trager: Black. In fact, just toss me the can, I'll chew on the grinds.


  • Josh Trager: No midnight Xbox for me tonight. And no nasty, nasty for you and Declan either.
  • Lori Trager: What are you talking about?
  • Josh Trager: They’re posting guard to keep track of Kyle – right out my door.


  • Kyle: You wanted to leave with him.
  • Lori Trager: No, I wanted to stay here trapped in my room all night.
  • Kyle: Sarcasm.
  • Lori Trager: You’re catching on.


  • Stephen Trager: This was supposed to be temporary. You said he’d be here 'til somebody claimed him or 'til you found him another place.
  • Nicole Trager: Well, I’m trying to…
  • Stephen Trager: No - you spend all day taking care of him – he wakes us up every night. It’s like having a new baby in the house.
  • Nicole Trager: Well, new babies keep you up.
  • Stephen Trager: Yeah, but this one is huge and he’s not our kid! He doesn’t belong here, Nicole!


  • Lori Trager: It’s my fault. I was horrible to him, I know that's why he ran away.
  • Nicole Trager: No, sweetheart. Actually I think he overheard me and your dad. We may have upset him.
  • Josh Trager: Well, I was nice to him. I was – sort of.


  • Josh Trager: Why’d you come?
  • Kyle: I came so my family could find me.
  • Stephen Trager: I think we just did.


  • Josh Trager: In the bathtub?
  • Stephen Trager: Who cares? At least he’s asleep.


  • Josh Trager: I’m tellin’ ya – this guy’s an alien. I’m callin’ Steven Spielberg.

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